Seymour Butz

 Have you ever heard of the following kind of jokes?

Books and their authors

ie

Books Never Written Joke

 

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• 'Under the Grand Stands' by Seymor Buts
• 'To the Outhouse' by Willie Maket, illustrated by Betty Wont
• 'How to Survive a Bear Attack' by Ben Eaton
• 'Walking to School' by Misty Bus
• 'How to Check a Pulse' by Izzy Dead
• 'Where Have All the Animals Gone?' by Darin Dabarn
• 'The Yellow River' by I.P. Daily
• 'Over the Mountaintop' by Hugo First
• 'The Numbers Game' by Cal Q. Later
• 'Rusty Bed Springs' by I.P. Freeley
• 'Falling Off a Cliff' by Eileen Dover
• 'The Joys of Drinking' by Al Coholic
• 'My Life with Igor' by Frank N. Stein
• 'Supporting Athletes' by Jacques Strappe
• 'I Was Prepared' by Justin Case
• 'Green Spots on the Wall' by Picken and Flicken
• 'Caulking Made Easy' by Phil McKrevis
• 'The Future of Robotics' by Cy Borg and Anne Droid
• 'What to Do if You're in a Car Accident' by Rhea Ender
• 'Breathing Lessons' by Hal E. Tosis
• 'Why Should I Walk?' by Iona Carr
• 'Deep in Debt' by Owen A. Lott
• 'Taking Tests' by B.A. Wiseman
• 'Pie' by Don Cherry
• 'Computer Memory' by Meg A. Byte
• 'Gotta Go' by C. U. Later
• 'How to Serve Your Fellow Man' by The Cannibals
• 'The Membership List' by Ross Terr
• 'The Giant Clock Tower' by 'Big' Ben
• 'All About Flowers' by Chris Anthymum
• 'Boy Scout Brigade' by Pat Troll
• 'The Lost Scout' by Werram Eye
• 'Late for Work' by Dr. Wages
• 'Ten Years in the Bathtub' by Rink Lee Prune
• 'How to Eat Cereal' by Poor A. Bowl
• 'Smelly Stuff' by Anita Bath
• 'Technology in the 21st Century' by Rob Ott
• 'A Safe Hitchiker's Guide' by Ren Tacar
• 'Things Women Can't Do' by B. A. Mann
• 'The Art of Being Discreet' by Anonymous
• 'Bubbles in the Bath' by Ivor Windybottom
• 'Microsoft Business Practices' by Eve Hill
• 'Gotta Go Again' by D. I. Aria
• 'Interesting Places Around The World' by Ben There & Don That
• '101 Ways To Die' by Sue I. Cide
• 'Household Book of Tools' by M.C. Hammer
• 'Paris Monuments' by I. Phil Taurer
• 'The Bearded Chinaman' by Harry Chin
• 'How to Exercise' by Eileen and Ben Dover
• 'Magical Bed Wettings' by Peter Pants
• '101 Ways to Diet' by I. M. Hungry
• 'Getting Fired' by Anita Job
• 'Great Restaurants' by Bo Leamick
• 'Crossing a Man with a Duck' by Willie Waddle
• 'A Sailor's Adventure' by Ron A. Ground
• 'Green Vegetables' by Brock Ali
• 'Raise Your Arms' by Harry Pitt
• 'Long Walk Home' by Miss. D. Bus
• 'Sitting on the Beach' by Sandy Cheeks
• 'Window Coverings' by Kurt and Rod
• 'Wheels in China' by Rick Shaw
• 'How To Dance' by Sheik Yerbouti
• 'Something Smells' by I. Ben Pharting
• 'I.Q. Competitions' by Samar T. Pants
• 'Depressing Jobs' by Paul Bearer
• 'The Skyline' by Bill Ding
• 'My Life as a Gas Station Attendant' by Phil R. Awp

which led me to this ad

Emotional First Aid

Healing Rejection, Guilt, Failure, and Other Everyday Hurts

By Guy Winch, Ph.D.

Okay - not as funny, but plenty of irony