Kirby: 13 Mormon cocktails for New Year’s Eve
Other Mormon social drinks include the "Surely Temple" (Sprite and any kind of fruit juice) and "Mud Backslider" (chocolate milk and a graham cracker).
Most Mormon "mocktails" rely on caffeine or sugar for the party buzz. Unfortunately, it takes a lot of either or both to feel it. You may have to rely on straight soda fountain syrup or undiluted fruit juice concentrate.
For what it's worth, here's a list of Mormon mixed drinks that may come up. The good news is that they're inexpensive and easy to make.
Ox in the Mire • Basically a root beer float, but really any soda pop with something frozen added to it. 7-Up and sherbet works.
Blood Atonement • Fruit punch concentrate and a splash of Tabasco Sauce.
Service Project • Any drink containing an actual food item — shredded carrots, fruit cocktail, turnip wedges or even ham chunks.
Scripture Chase • Shot of Red Bull with a liter of Pepsi chaser.
Mission Call • Glass of water.
High Council Toddy • Hot cocoa and Nyquil.
Rise and Shout • BYU-blue raspberry punch and marshmallows.
Home Teacher • Non-alcoholic beverage served at final moments of the party.
Apocalypse • Mountain Dew Code Red and a dozen NoDoz, shaken vigorously.
Jack Mormon • Whatever you got (and please sneak some booze into it).
